Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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