I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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