Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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