I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
