I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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