You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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