that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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