i just had sex bonerless
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
