All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I think my vagina is haunted
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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