please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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