we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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