So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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