party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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