what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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