Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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