we're blogging at a bar
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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