why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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