Can Purell be used as lube?
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Just high enough for therapy.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize
