Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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