When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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