I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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