im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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