I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
last night I used snow as a chaser
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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