at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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