Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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