:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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