they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
