You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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