pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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