if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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