Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize