her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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