I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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