Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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