My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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