How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Randomize
