At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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