On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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