i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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