i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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