Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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