omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Do you still have your period?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
tell me about the fingering
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