He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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