I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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