well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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