From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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