hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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