I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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