just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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