I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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