That's intense
North Korea, Best Korea!
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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