How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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