Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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