He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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