You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Randomize
