I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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