I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
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