hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I am available for nakedness
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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