Me. At least after what I've been through.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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